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Wednesday, 27 October 2010

Buyer Beware

Double your pleasure, double your fun because today Rabid Celeb News has a double-dose of steaming hot celebrity rumour for you to swallow! Like meals, you want one in the morning and one before bedtime so here's the first of today's !Hot Celeb Rumours! and if it isn't our old friend Noel Edmunds.

That's right, the beardy weirdy star has about has been bested at his own game by a Nigerian Ebay scam. The Ebay, an online auction house, allows users to buy anything from dog-tranquillisers to expired medicinal products from Chechnya. Edmunds was 'gotchad' by a seller promising three brand new mac computers for a poultry sum of three hundred pounds. Famously frugal Edmunds has never been one to resist a deal and snapped up the computers like they were going out of hot cakes, but on delivery of the dosh Edmunds was horrified to find that the deal featured small print. The products in question were fiendish photocopied photos! The scammers were selling pictures of mac computers for one hundred pounds each! Friends of the big-hand, little-hand presenter claim that he doesn't like it when the shoe is on the other foot, and suggest that he made a series of 'racially insensitive' comments regarding Nigerians, as well as a number of implications of a Jewish conspiracy regarding Ebay, Paypal and the Internet as a whole. Edmunds, who obtained fame and fortune as the host of ITV nobrow Saturday night comedy show, Beadle's About, is said to be raking it in despite a global recession. Well Noel, perhaps you should have spent some of it on glasses to read that small print! This blogger suggests that you frame those photographs of mac computers, and hang them on your wall as a reminder of your foolishness. Then you can tell them "you've been framed!"

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