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Saturday, 30 October 2010

Rabid Celeb REPORTER!

Greetings from the internet, my name is Rabid Celeb Reporter, and I am the author of RabidCelebNews, the blog for people who like hearing !HOT CELEB NEWS! first. Like God, I too need a lay in on Sundays, and apart from extreme emergencies (like if somebody dies, or it's Ghostmas day), the RabidCelebNews blog will take a break each Sunday. Also like God however, I too want a day to show off and be selfish.

Each Saturday I will be affording small glimpses into my own life with blogs about the next biggest celebrity, yours truely and absolutely! What will I talk about? Who knows! How much will I say? It depends! When do we want it? Now!

So, for the first Saturday, about me section, I present a brief Q&A in which I ask myself questions, and then answer them.

Q: Hello?

A: Pleased to meet you.

Q: What are your main influences?

A: Hello magazine, Take a Break, My wife and grown up son, King Arthur, Clark Kent.

Q: Clark Kent? Don't you mean Superman?

A: No I don't. Superman is boastful and a show off, I'm modest and altruistic like Clark Kent, Superman's secret identity.

Q: Who are your favorite Celebrities

A: All of them except Brangelina, she's horrible.

Q: Do you really have rabies?

A: Yes and it's a bloody nightmare.

Q: How did you get it?

A: My next door neighbor's Alsatian bit me during a game of wrestling that I thought was all in good fun. Lazarus (the Alsatian) was wagging his tail, so I thought he was enjoying himself, then he lept up and bit me on the upper, inner thigh. My neighbor came out when she heard the shouting.

Q: Christ! What happened next?

A: She gave him a fucking chocolate drop! A fucking chocolate drop! What kind of message does that teach a dog? She said it was because he was frightened by my shouting and swearing, and I should flipping well hope he was. If you ever meet a German Shepard named Lazarus, then bite him on the upper, inner thigh for me because he deserves it.

Q:What forms of medically recommended treatment are you receiving?

A: N/a

A Dog that looks a lot like Lazarus. Admittedly more in mood than appearance.

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