Each Saturday I will be affording small glimpses into my own life with blogs about the next biggest celebrity, yours truely and absolutely! What will I talk about? Who knows! How much will I say? It depends! When do we want it? Now!
So, for the first Saturday, about me section, I present a brief Q&A in which I ask myself questions, and then answer them.
Q: Hello?
A: Pleased to meet you.
Q: What are your main influences?
A: Hello magazine, Take a Break, My wife and grown up son, King Arthur, Clark Kent.
Q: Clark Kent? Don't you mean Superman?
A: No I don't. Superman is boastful and a show off, I'm modest and altruistic like Clark Kent, Superman's secret identity.
Q: Who are your favorite Celebrities
A: All of them except Brangelina, she's horrible.
Q: Do you really have rabies?
A: Yes and it's a bloody nightmare.
Q: How did you get it?
A: My next door neighbor's Alsatian bit me during a game of wrestling that I thought was all in good fun. Lazarus (the Alsatian) was wagging his tail, so I thought he was enjoying himself, then he lept up and bit me on the upper, inner thigh. My neighbor came out when she heard the shouting.
Q: Christ! What happened next?
A: She gave him a fucking chocolate drop! A fucking chocolate drop! What kind of message does that teach a dog? She said it was because he was frightened by my shouting and swearing, and I should flipping well hope he was. If you ever meet a German Shepard named Lazarus, then bite him on the upper, inner thigh for me because he deserves it.
Q:What forms of medically recommended treatment are you receiving?
A: N/a
A Dog that looks a lot like Lazarus. Admittedly more in mood than appearance.
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