Welcome to the first post of Rabid Celeb News, the online blog that isn't afraid to tell the truth about all the celebrities out there and what they're REALLY getting up to.
Today's top !HOT CELEB TOPIC! Cheryl Cole!
This intrepid young blogger was waiting at the clinic to receive diagnosis of a dog-bite related infection, obtained whilst in pursuit of !HOT CELEB NEWS! when who should come out of the doctors office other than former Girls Aloud star Cheryl 'Beryl' Cole! It seems that malaria isn't the only infectious disease to strike down the X-factor Judgette this year, Cheryl may also be suffering from rabies! Lock your doors, close the windows and baton down the hatches because the last thing you want is to contract rabies and have to make the choice between a series of painful injections or a slow decline into mental illness and infection. Believe me! (I chose the latter) The infection could perhaps be down to the stress caused by the lady pop-stars recentish split from football crazy footballer Ashley Cole, or it might have been caused by an animal bite containing the rabies virus. Lesser Celeb columns asked just how long it would be before the good-lookingish Cole was swept off her feet and into bed by another handsome celebrity, but this could throw a spanner in the works for Cheryl (27), and she may find herself having to Fight For This Love because nothing puts off potential dates like a torrent of Messy Little Raindrops frothing at your mouth infected with the rabies virus!
Other news this week:
Lady Gaga a test-tube baby? Apparently so!
Robbie Williams might be gay? Allegedly!
Bernie Mac died last year or maybe the year before? Nobody told me!
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