One man's struggle to bring you the latest celebrity rumors.
One man's struggle to stave off rabies without Post-exposure prophylaxis treatment.

Friday, 29 October 2010

Scaredy Pat

Woooooh! It's the Friday before Halloween, which means that the spooks will be out tonight! Don't be scared though, as Rabid Celeb News will be operating normally over this, the most makarbrer of seasonal holidays except Ghostmas. Today it's just a quickie, and perhaps ironically, it's Robert Pattison.

Pattison star of the Twilight film franchise and two time winner of the MTV Movie Award for Best Kiss, may come across as a broody goth, but the rumour mill has ground his image into a fine flour an spat out bread that claims that his image may be just that, an image! It seems that the new Bella Lugosi of Hollywood is a complete and utter scaredy cat! The star who got his grimy little hands on Executive Producer for the second twilight film cannot stand the time of year, claiming on his blog:

"I just hate it. I look outside my massive house an I see a little ghost and I don't know whether it's a kid in a costume or the genuine article. One time I thought I saw the devil but it was just some fungus growing on a tree, and another time a cat winked at me and I think it might have been magical, so I'm no stranger to the darker side of nature, but there are some things I just can't explain. Ghosts, monsters, mummys, the wolf-man, all of them terrify me because they just cant be explained by conventional science, but also crop circles, the theme tune from The Adam's Family, and pickpockets."

So girls, if you are thinking of sneaking up and trying to grab a kiss or a bit of a grope from the hunk of the moment, you might want to think twice about sneaking up on him.
Robert Pattinson after being told a knock knock joke, the punchline to which was "Ghost"

No comments:

Post a Comment