It seems that Turner (Aged) is a bit of a conspiracy nut. Friends of the mega starlet claim that she has always been into the paranormal. Whether it was insisting on a personal exorcist backstage at all her concerts after seeing William Freidkin's '70s hit movie, The French Connection, or a belief that several leading members of the Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome cast were aliens, Turner has always revelled in the bizzare.
However, things took a particularly interesting turner last week when Turner (Tina), published on her online Twitter account that she didn't believe in water. In a series of seven 'tweets' published over four days, all of which have since been deleted, Turner denied any proof of the existence of water, and later suggested it may be a Jewish conspiracy.
"Where is it? We're told it exists but I've never seen it" was just one of the tweets published. It was later followed up with, "How can you make something liquid out of Oxygen and Hydrogen? Duh! They are both gasses!" Turner later added, "Also, One hydrogen particle, two Oxygen particles, does anyone else see the flaw in this 'science'? Water would be tiny."
With scientific evidence as solid as that, who can doubt her! I am of course kidding, her scientific processing is ridiculous! Maybe old Tina should mix some of those particles, make a glass of the stuff, and use it to wash down her anti-crazy pill!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
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