Be Stiller My Beating Heart Owen Wilson

Hollywood romances, we've seen them before! Take two young, beautiful celebs, dice them with some emotional trauma and a need for attention. Add 300lbs of a greedy marketing executive and 74lbs of homosexual PR Guru and bake for nine months. Voila, you have a celebrity couple.

But if there was ever a Hollywood coupling that we were all sure would last the long game, it was none other than perhaps Jewish sort of funny man Ben Stiller, and more talented, less Jewish Owen Wilson. Whether it was when busting some moves in the hilarious dance off scene in Zoolander, or busting some moves in the hilarious dance off scene in Starsky and Hutch, Wilson and Stiller looked tight. However, rumours are saying that perhaps the honeymoon period is coming to a close.

The feud is said to have started over Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the play-station 3. Wilson and Stiller have proclaimed themselves as avid fans on several occasions, even missing imporant promotional interviews "For a quick round of Search and Destroy." However, the gap between the two actor's talent (in Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2) was becoming more obvious. A Celeb friend who did not want to be named had this to say:

"Owen's really great at playing a part, but when it comes to Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, he more plays the fool. Ben is out there getting head shots with one of the high level sniper rifle weapons, or strategically planting claymore mines for enemies to detonate, but Owen always chooses the rocket launcher, even though it hardly has any ammo. What's more he often panics and shoots it at shadows as he turns corners. If you hear a boom on the other side of the map, followed by swearing over the mic, you know you're playing Owen. I try and stay nuetral, they both make some good points. Go out and see my new movie, The Dillema in 2011."

Another friend of the couple told us.

"Ben's got a 22 kill streak on Quarry (a Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 map). Owen's got the most people 'ignoring' him on the Playstation Network. Ben uses the microphone to strategies, and help out allies if he is dead. Owen makes fart noises and quotes his own movies. With the Black Ops expansion coming out later this month, it was only a matter of time before Ben said something, and now Owen's flipped his lid."

It's early days but rumour has it that Owen has moved in with his sister for a few days, and Ben has been online a lot. Online friends of Stiller say that his game has got even better, whilst Owen's sister hasn't got a Playstation. We'll keep you posted as time goes by, but it could be time to look for another !Hot Celeb Couple! to pin our romantic hopes and dreams on. This blogger suggests Miley Cyrus and David Carradine.

The happy couple in happier times.